Thursday, February 7, 2008

Smooches Pt II - "It all started with a SpBark!"

Unlike most body switching movies, Terry Cuddles never turns back human. And Vanessa gives him up for pet adoption. She moves outside the city to Rockville and falls in love with…you guessed it! The misfit orphan, Josh, who bought Pete's 'Za! for a dollar. Josh has made quite the life for himself, starting from nothing and all. Well, Smooches, or Terry, ends up getting adopted by Howie (John Goodman), a single guy living in the city running his own 'za shop. Before long Howie falls on hard times and loses his 'za shop. He can't afford to live in the city anymore, so he and Smooches pack up and moves to nearby Rockville. While wandering the city streets with Smooches, he comes across Pete's 'Za and decides, with consultation from smooches, who wants to get back at Vanessa, that the 'za is disgusting and that Rockville deserves a better pizzeria. So what do Terry and Smooches do? They open a Sbarro, and Smooches runs around and delivers pizza on his back, and they make millions, and put Vanessa and Josh out of business. Then the credits roll with Howie and Smooches riding down the road in a convertible listening to "I'm Alright" by Kenny Loggins.


**Alternate Ending**
At the end of the credits, after all the film neophytes have left the movie theatre leaving only the hardcore nerds with RTF degrees, Howie and Smooches pass Vanessa and Josh rollerskating on the side of the road in their convertible. They make a u-turn and throw old 'za and breadsticks and marinara sauce at them. and they eat it. because they are homeless rollerskaters.

1 comment:

Boxcar said...

I only voted for 10 million but when you think about it, it should bring in as much as 'za and 'gna and smooches put together. So, really it should make about 660,000,000.